Welcome to the 1990 Amblimation World Cup Revival Pool
You will contribute USD $10 to a highly questionable football prediction experiment organised by two former Germans of dubious integrity.
There is no guarantee of glory, dignity, or financial gain.
You have been warned.
If you dare to enter, here is what you must do:
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Make the sacrificial offering of $10
No pay, no play.
A single tribute grants access to the entire tournament. No additional offerings will be demanded.
Pay the $10 tribute(PayPal Friends & Family, please.)
Having trust issues? Fair. You can also send USD $10 manually via PayPal to: sleepydrawings [at] gmail [dot] com
Please use the same name as on your prediction form, otherwise the Department may become confused and possibly dangerous.
Optional: Additional contributions towards Steve control, spreadsheet administration, tea procurement, biscuit reserves, football-related confusion, and the continued operation of the Department are gratefully accepted.
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Fill in your Round 1 predictions
No moaning, you’ve brought this upon yourself.
Enter Round 1 predictions -
Scam your friends
Send them here as well.
Friendship is temporary. Administrative confusion is forever.
- Fill in the next rounds when we get there
- Bookmark this page
You will need it.
Obviously.
- Come back for the next rounds
Do not wander off into the wilderness of misplaced confidence.
- Come back for your ranking
It will magically appear at the top of this page.
Possibly.
- Shed some tears
This is normal.
- Collect your bucket of shame
And, if the gods of spherical leather smile upon you, perhaps some tiny winnings.
It definitely is.
You put $10 into this. They may be gone for good.
Don’t say you haven’t been warned.
Enter at your own risk.
Questions?
The answer is no.
We can’t help you.
We don’t know.
Can you trust us?
Of course not.
Have fun.
Disco-Claimer:
This entire enterprise may collapse spectacularly at any moment, whereupon we shall abscond into the sunset with all your money and never be seen again.
(Yes, regrettably this would also include the complimentary packet of crisps you were so looking forward to.)
Please remember that we only really know how to draw cartoons for children.
At the same time, you can absolutely trust us because we are GERMAN.
Should we nevertheless do a runner, we solemnly promise not to spend your money on a Tesla, largely because they are rather ugly.
A VW camper, on the other hand, remains under active consideration.
You have been warned.